by Kifferdustee December 31, 2014
Get the Cunt-nadomug. Cunt pack or cunt packing is a verb that describes the act of viciously stabbing a vagina with your dick. In other words, packing a cunt full of your dick.
Tom: dude! Have heard of all the cunts Dave has been packing?
Kevin: Yeah! He's like a professional cunt packer!
Tom: ahh yes, the profession of champions.
Kevin: Yeah! He's like a professional cunt packer!
Tom: ahh yes, the profession of champions.
by Cunt packer July 17, 2013
Get the Cunt packmug. When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.
You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012
Get the Cryptic Cuntmug. Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010
Get the cunt clownmug. To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.
Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.
by Pure Evil July 5, 2008
Get the Cunt Simplemug. by Swampy McSwamperson January 14, 2019
Get the Cunt Meranguemug. 