sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere

-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.

by walcott August 20, 2008

Lad Socks

A pair of socks which are midway between the ankle and knee to best define the calves of the wearer. The socks are most commonly worn for basketball or tennis.

Check out Josh's lad socks, they match his nautica hat so well.

by Distroyer April 19, 2011

weak socks

Socks that are lame, or not cool, typically worn by kasey.

Those are some weak socks

by BradPittttt0304 November 28, 2016

Sock Meatballs

An work-place friendly way to tell someone to "suck your balls"

Boss: "Dave get back to your desk and do your job"

Dave: "Sock Meatballs"

Boss: *confused*

by Zimbobby June 11, 2010

Sock head

A “sock head” is someone who wears a beanie very often, it’s rare to see them without a beanie.

Guy #1: What’s up with Michael and that stupid beanie?

Guy #2: C’mon man, you know he’s a sock head.

by Aple.pi3 February 1, 2021

Neon Sock

This a term for people who were emo but then change to wear knee high socks or colourful socks. These people are desperate to be seen as indivdual. Each Neon sock will go through a stage of declaring themselves as bi-sexual when infact 99% of neon socks that come out are straight, they just do it for attention.

They are also into anything Japanese, and pokemon. They are generally friendly people and easy to get along with, but they are always craving for attention, and at times are too self absorbed.

They also use ' :3 ' & ' XD ' as emoticons, to be different.

Plural: Neon Socks.

Person One: Do you really think shes a bisexual?
Person Two: No , of course not. Shes such a neon sock!

by IndieIsNotATrendButATrait May 18, 2011

sock roller

Comes from the attitude of people who roll pairs of socks after laundry. Means to be tight-arsed.

It may have a positive or negative meaning depending on the sentence it is used in.

"Jeremiah is no sock roller, no wonder his life is so out of order"

"Selen's a right handed sock roller, you can just tell she's into some kinky shit.

by bebabalula December 15, 2011