Jack Off

to get off by rubbing your dick

I love to jack off to porn!

by a sd fgd jdxfgh sf October 5, 2005

jack daniel's

A smooth Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Sold as green label, black label, Gentlemen Jack, Single Barrel, and the rare Silver Select. Distilled and bottled out of the Jack Daniel Distillery in the beautiful Lynchburg, Tennessee. If you ever get a chance I'd highly reccommend going. Been there twice and can't wait to go back!! Dusty is the BEST tour guide ever. I love you buddy!

Last month I drove 7 hours to Lynchburg to sip on some smooth Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey, drink Jack on Jack's grave, and see my buddy Dusty.

by Melissa Todd August 5, 2006

Dirty Jack

The Act of drinking your friend's pee after he mixes it into a coca cola with his penis

Tyler peed in a Coca Cola, mixed it with his dick, and then Garry drank it, in other words, it was a Dirty Jack

by weifowjcnvs April 25, 2020

Jumbo Jack

The best drop kick ever! Look the video up on YouTube.

Vic: Ima neck you Joel!

Joel: Do that shit and Ima Jumbo Jack yo bitch ass!

by Gooch_made November 29, 2009

status jacked

Finding someone's Facebook/Myspace is still logged in and posting a new status update as them, usually to embarrass them.

John status jacked Jane last night on Facebook did you see? It said she was eating ice cream off of her dogs belly.

by Crin March 1, 2009

Jack Sparrow

A pirate who can melt women with a single glare from those heavily lined eyes. More specifically...Johnny Depp.

Heheheee...i was raped by Jack Sparrow and I enjoyed every minute of it!

by 'Drea Eleanora December 12, 2003

Jack Tard

A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.

That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.

by Honchiejoe February 2, 2007