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crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
by Matt Bailey & Alicia Y. August 3, 2007
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Back crack

When a person is so fat that their butt crack extends up the middle of their back.
In my yoga class today, the new guy showed a serious case of back crack during several of the poses
by 3episodesofLITB July 24, 2018
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Crack meat

Your shriveled genitals after smoking crinack
- "The Jake Enos" & "CrystalSeth"
She laughed at me when I pulled my pants down & she seen I had crack meat
by OnlyUsersLoseDrugs December 6, 2017
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cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite
yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater
by Snowy098 September 29, 2021
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Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.
Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
by mjmnz April 3, 2022
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bag crack

The crease in the bag that holds tiny tasty morsels. You have to dig and work to get at it, but in the end... jackpot.
man: this bag is empty
woman: did you check the bag crack?
man: ohhhhh! Cheetos dust!
by djtimyd July 31, 2017
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Crack goblin

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol
My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk
by Rojo125 June 23, 2019
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