Double Vision

Feeling down n' dirty, feeling kinda mean
I've been from one to another extreme
This time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait
I want to stick around till I can't see straight

Fill my eyes with that double vision, no disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision gets the best of me

Never do more than I really need
My mind is racing, but my body's in the lead
Tonight's the night, I'm gonna push it to the limit
I live all of my years in a single minute

Fill my eyes with that double vision, no disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision always seems to get the best of me, the best of me, yeah

Ooh, double vision, I need my double vision
It takes me out of my head, takin' me out of my head
I get my double vision, oh, seeing double double
Oh, I have double vision, (oh double vision) yeah
Oh I'm getting double vision

by Death Menace September 9, 2023

Triple-Double

Three successive dumps requiring two flushes each.

The food at basketball camp was so bad, I had a triple-double on Tuesday, and a double-double on Friday.

by stall2 October 25, 2019

double standards

When a certain gender can do something, but the other can't.

In The Odssey, double standards is when men are allowed to have affairs but women aren't..

by Hikaru Sohma December 20, 2007

double mother

Formerly known as a single mother, the double mother does the job of two parents simultaneously : childcare, housework, cooking, working to earn enough to support the family, help with homework and teaching how to climb trees & build campfires.

A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.

She does a sterling job on her own, that dear double mother of little Harry.

Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!

Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.

by vixen5 October 18, 2008

double fisteration

like double penitration but 2 guys fist a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time

me and john double fisted her real good

by horny bastard January 10, 2005

Double drop

When two people take a shit at the same time...

One person sits on the toilet, legs spread open. And the other person sits on top of their legs over the opening and they both shit at the same time.

Boyfriend- "ive never seen you poop before. We should double drop!"
Girlfriend- "what is that?!"
Boyfriend- "you sit on my lap and we can hold hands and poop together"

by TwoDueces April 28, 2019

Double "E"

A double "E" is a Geek. The etymology becomes obvious after you remove the G and the K.

This came out of a Schoolastic catalog ad for a Lizzie McGuire book. The cartoon version of Lizzie is seen saying "Don't be a double 'E'."

I had to ask my 8 year-old daughter what the hell it meant, so this is cutting-edge slang folks.

Two 5th graders in the playground:

Tyrone: Hey Brad, want some Mary Jane?

Brad: No. My parents said I shouldn't do that.

Tyrone: Jesus Brad! Don't be a double "E!" I suppose you don't drink either. What a dw"ee"b.

(here we see that many nerd pejoratives feature the double "E")

by Matt McGuire May 14, 2004