Dong-Ception

The inception of the donkey Kong dong

I hope I don’t get into a dong-ception

by The White Fat Man June 12, 2018

Thigh Dong

The act of sliding your dong between a women’s thigh at a fast pace instead of putting it in her p*ssy

My wife didn’t want to get pregnant so I did the thigh dong strategy

by Dogshlonglicker January 11, 2022

dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .

since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.

by Jack Fancy December 24, 2009

ethan dong

The guy with the biggest dong in all of the world. He can pull any girls with this dong energy, He's the master at it.

ETHAN DONG IS GETTING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rickroll13203d June 20, 2023

massive-dong

(adj.) An combined word that functions as an adjective meaning "large"

When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.

by lucas_knows May 27, 2022

Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual

Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"

by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009

Premium dong

To have a male appendage of outstanding amount and balance. 8-17 inches is considered premium. Anything under you should be ashamed

My PREMIUM DONG didn't fit into the outlet

by Why you need my name June 19, 2019