call me on tuesday

never ever call me

Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.

by sKandelous September 26, 2010

I'll call Anderson

A sarcastic phrase much like "big deal", when someone announces something mundane and unimportant as if it were important, and the speaker wants to ridicule that with irony. The implication is that what he/she has said is so profound that the speaker will run to the phone to tell CNN anchor, Anderson Cooper, so that the news can be broadcast nationally. Also similar to TMI. A sarcastic and backwards way of saying that nobody cares to hear it.

A: I think I'm gonna go take a dump
B: I'll call Anderson

by Crazy Coyote April 30, 2020

Call my life

To have an explosion of cum.

My wife made me take the kids to the zoo so I decided to call my life.

by Lifecalling101 March 23, 2022

Call center Apu

Is an asian call center operative that cant speak good English due to there strong Asian accent

i was going to buy something today from the shopping channel but when i got through on the phone i had to put it down because i couldn't understand what he was saying to me good old call center apu

by Carlton banksz December 23, 2014

call me dutch

Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)

You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.

Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.

by DutchIsIn October 21, 2013

Call of Duty Fanboys

In every lobby of the perfectly normal teenagers and young adults that just want to play their game, there’s also the 5 year old jackasses that think they’re hardcore playing a game aimed for people over 17, obnoxiously yelling, “I NOSCOPED U NOOB!!1!1!1!” Throwing a hissy fit whenever they get killed, making “yo mama” jokes that died in 2014 and insisting anything that’s not rated M is for babies when they are babies.

I don’t mind normal fans, but overly defensive Call of Duty Fanboys are annoying as hell.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

missing alpha call

A phrase used when your discord buddy misses alpha call. Once a harmless make, now an extensive meme used to represent any form of mistake.

Person 1: "God dammit I missed my ultimate".
Person 2: "Just like you missing alpha call"

by Sterm February 2, 2018