Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

Yours

Something that’s not mine, not he’s, you own it.

It’s yours but I’ll take it cuz I hate y’a <3

by Someone else’s name June 28, 2021

shut your fucking mouth you bitch

shut your fucking mouth you bitch, because I can't focus in class.

"Mark, shut your fucking mouth you bitch"

(Sorry to all the Marks reading this)

by ballsucker69420 February 11, 2025

Your mom

The person people make jokes about all the time

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time

by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023

I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

😱

😱: I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

whatever flips your switch

This basically means whatever turns you on but it is a more subtle and polite way to say it

Bobby: hey have you seen human shrek 😩 so segsy
Bobette: I mean I don’t think so but whatever flips your switch ig

by Dumdum_mcbumbum May 8, 2021

Drop your shit!

A term used by various VOLT Soldiers. Mostly used by a familiar VOLT Sergeant.

Kowalski: "Drop your shit!"
PMC Soldier: "TARGET SPOTTED, LET'S KILL THIS PRI-"
Kowalski: "Eat shit, bastard!" *Throws a grenade.*
PMC Soldier: "Oh... Shi-" *kaboom.*
Kowalski: "Least he died in action!"

by IzzyWizzyIzzy March 1, 2024