Primary Shit

The first shit of your day.

Steve, could we move this meeting back ten minutes, I need time to take my primary shit.

by Buckeykentucky May 16, 2018

shitting in my cornflakes

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

shit fuckery

when a goverment fucks up so bad honest goverment ads make a video about it

Ex:australia did something wrong

random person:what is happening in australia is a total shit fuckery

by lumehelves/lizzi January 3, 2023

Shit as fuck

Launceston college is a massive shit hole all the teachers care about is the money they are not interested in us students, when you report something to the teachers the don’t do anything. So fuck you launceston collage 🖕🖕🖕

This school is Shit as fuck

by Bigdickgiles100000 January 4, 2020

shit

fortnite

retard: Hey tom wanna play shit

tom: oh u mean fortnite, no

by innit huh September 19, 2020

cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.

jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.

by HornyCat September 6, 2010

Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"

"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"

by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018