A man of mythical sexual prowess. Not only known for his monstrous size sexual appendage but also for his non-stop, sexual climaxes without any refractory period. He is always up to the task and brothels fear him for his marathon sex sessions which end up leaving all the working girls out of comission for days on end. You'll usually find him in Japanese hentai anime recaps on Youtube.
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Get the Wee Man mug.The shape of his head causes him constant mental anguish. Is constantly reminded that he should feel bad about his disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it. He also hates Puerto Ricans.
Hello Mr. Man. We were just wondering if you needed some cheering up today.
Well, the shape of his head causes me constant mental anguish, does it sound like I need cheering up?
In fact, didn't you two come here and tell me I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it?
Goddamnit, they've gotten to everyone.
Well, the shape of his head causes me constant mental anguish, does it sound like I need cheering up?
In fact, didn't you two come here and tell me I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it?
Goddamnit, they've gotten to everyone.
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Get the Mad man matty mug.Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)
(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
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