Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021

Shit slit

When the back connects directly to the legs and there is no butt at all, just a slit.

" That girl must of LMFAO way to much cause she got a shit slit!!!"

by Pmoney135 September 3, 2016

MAN im fucking shit at chess

Meaning your shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off

by HehMan May 8, 2022

this shit on safety

when someone has something in the palm of their hand, when they know that they "got this"

Man 1 - I'm about to fight this kid.
Man 2 - Yea yo, you got this shit on safety.
Man 1 - Yea I'm gonna beat this guys ass.

by Laura400 December 10, 2007

shit strike

instead of sign petition you become petition
forget taking a shit men tomorrow we die hey?
be generous if you have shit petition sometimes

you must go even if world says it's safe to die?!
A beautiful butterfly in the wind again? No shit!

N'importe de shit! The French the call of shitty and turned of the gaming console. Shit strike mes freres!

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Shit stick

When you put a brown frosting toupee, peanuts for eyes and carve a mouth onto a twix bar, you have created a shit stick

"Wtf is that sis?"
"Oh this? Its my shit stick"
"Dope"

by Shitstick joslin-butler May 23, 2019