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Clean man

A clean man is on of the best men you can find out there. Not only do they keep things clean but the know how to take care of themselves. They are also one of the most attractive men. If you find one keep them
Girl1: how was the stay at your bf house
Girl2: GURL he is a clean man
Girl1:👁👄👁
by anonymous May 10, 2021
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Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19
Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.
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Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
by Broman memedude April 6, 2023
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making a man

To try to turn a man into someone he is not.
Omg, I heard Julie is making a man.
by the smexy ass bish May 13, 2020
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Your mans is pans

Literally ends everything. Time, people, the universe all ends because your man was called pansexual
Your family tree is LGBT
Oh yeah? Your mans is pans!
by Menrown5 May 16, 2018
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no-man

The opposite of a yes-man. And just as one-sided and hence bad.

Somebody who disagrees with and rejects everything, even people who are on his side or things that are to his advantage. Often just because they didn’t come from him.

Examples include some of the grumpy old men (the others are mere realists with life experience), the average German (I’m sorry, but it’s our national sport), and “Republicans” under a “Democrat” president (to appear as if they are not two arms of the same enemy of the people).
“Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.” — C.N. Parkinson
by Evil Machine December 11, 2018
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1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.
Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!
by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025
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