Walking Dead

When you mix Ambien, Xanax, Ketamine and Cocaine and fight to stay awake and you take a stroll. Wake up the next day and you don’t remember shit.

Those guys were so gone, they couldn’t even keep their heads up and were mumbling, they were Walking Dead!

by Spiro woodie May 17, 2019

Crunchy walk

When tits so cold that the grass freezes, and therefor seems crunchy when you walk on it.

Tom: bring your jacket.
Tammy: is it that cold?

Tom: yap, we have a crunchy walk ahead of us !

by thalongwalks February 22, 2011

walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015

Chad Walk

When someone walks in such a stiff way with their thick ass muscles cuz they’re hot as fuck very common with dudes named Colin

Damn Colin you chad walking like crazy! But you do be a sexy motha fucka tho

by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020

Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.

It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

Walk Funny

When people are out of the ordinary, either weird, akward or odd.

The people in my school walk funny

by Mia Kara September 15, 2020

Walking fail

Someone who's such a fail, you can tell her/him she's/he's a walking fail. Typically used to burn trolls or others lame people.

Troll: OMGZ im so pretty and rich i have the ipad 6.

Cool person: Dude, you are such a walking fail.

by Dudelino September 11, 2010