Lobster Tits

Someone who has tight, TIGHT nipples!

"Wow look at those Lobster Tits!!!"-in person

"Hey Lobster Tits!" - on msn

by Mitch and Mandy March 29, 2007

Sugar Tit

A mother who enables a middle-aged loser to still live at home and sponge, mooch, and depend on her.

Boy, Gabe, your almost 40 and Mom is still taking care of
you! Isn't your Mom's Sugar Tit going to ever run dry?

by MustangGT October 29, 2007

Bacon Tits

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.

Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.

by Scott Issac September 17, 2007

butter tits

A man or woman with disgusting, fat, floppy boobs.

I can't help that i'm over-weight

Hey fuckyou (butter tits), get out of my face!

by Kyle Biles August 8, 2007

Left Tit

A good thing.

"You're a left tit Davey!"
'Love you too Senan."

"That's left-titted!"

"Left Tit in the Attic."

by Shelldon January 17, 2010

Tonka Tits

A pair of unbreakable, industrial-grade pecs or breasts. Used when referring to a muscular person, with available diesel features such as a huge, grisly chest and cannons for arms. This person might also come equipped standard with tonka tits and two beast modes.

-Look at that guy on bench over there - he can't put that kinda weight up!
-Man's got tonka tits - yes he can!

by Marcus Ginyard May 11, 2008

tit wank

The act in which a male places his erect penis in between a womans breasts and then the woman pushes them in out towards the erect penis. The man rubs his penis up and down the chest causing a perl neclase to leave the mans bell end, and form around the front of the chest of the woman. During such a proccess the woman does not orgasm

After making my cliterus intense, i repaid him by giving him a tit wank, him being so generous offered me a pearl neckless also for which i repaid him with head.

by JakeDaniels September 22, 2005