porn amnesia

When you can’t remember what happened in the porn movie you watched last night.

Man I’ve got porn amnesia.

I can’t remember if she had big tits or a dick.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

idea porn

popular crafts, life hacks, DIYs, recipes, etc that are usually found on websites like youtube, pinterest, and tumblr that are satisfying to watch and look at, but require way too much effort to actually do yourself.

girl 1: wow, you have a lot of DIY wedding decorations favorited on pinterest, are you engaged?

girl 2: nah i’m single, it’s just that i’m addicted to wedding idea porn.

by mayagoose February 4, 2018

porn crumble

To cum into a garment and after it has hardened crumble it on to a partner while fornicating

Ejaculate into a garment & crumble it over your partner after it has hardened therefore creating a porn crumble

by Andy the porn crumbler November 16, 2013

travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

Porn Cheeks

When you flex your ass while power thrusting and the concave dimple appears on your ass cheek.

As Luke thrusted into Hannah you could clearly see his porn cheeks glistening in the moonlight through the car window.

by JewSickelz February 8, 2021

Donut porn

A fat chick undressed eating a box of donuts for the pleasure of others

Guy 1: Did you watch that new upload on pornhub last night

Guy 2: that shit was some hardcore donut porn.

by Dan the car guy February 16, 2019

virtue porn

The genre popularized by Dhar Mann with his YouTube videos that rake in millions of views. Make low budget virtuous click bait videos that appeal to people's insecurities and sense of righteousness, make them click it and make a ton of money!

Dhar Mann is a master of Virtue Porn movies, he's so go damn rich because of it!

by Yogibearsmartass December 24, 2020