premeditated shit

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

by Max O. June 17, 2009

shit rag

toilet roll or tissue paper, or a cus

yo john i'm goin down t'shop to get some shit rag so i can wipe me arse after I crap like

by AJUDD001 August 4, 2008

Period shit

The dump a female takes not because she actually has to but because her period makes her need to. This is due to the hormones that signal the release of the lining of the uterus also signalling the gastro system, making the bowels move more.

Jake: "Why did you take so long to get here?! I was waiting forever!"

Tina: "Sorry but I had to take a period shit."

*awkward silence ensues*

Tina: "That's right. You're not getting any tonight."

by XenXen June 19, 2010

dumb as shit

referring to someone who has the intellect of human feces

That boy was dumb as shit!

by ballz October 12, 2003

shit camel

Someone who goes for long periods of time without taking a dump. Especially someone who prefers and actually endeavors to crap as infrequently as possible.

I hate to be interrupted in the middle of a multi-day gaming marathon. I wish I was a SHIT CAMEL.

by nhukcire October 4, 2008

Nice shit

When you have something everyone wants to brag about

John you have a bunch of nice shit in your crib.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

shit else

another way of saying anything else, nothing, etc

"I've already said more than I should've and I aint tellin you shit else!"

by JS GIRL May 13, 2008