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Good family

A term nurses/medical people use to communicate to each other to carefully watch how they abuse their patients.
Yo watch out when you hit that patient, he’s got “good family”.
by Joeyrogany April 29, 2025
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family guy

Absolute garbage. Go watch Metalocalypse, older episodes of South Park, or Bob's Burgers if you want something funny.
Family Guy is not funny. It's not even a good TV show!
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Forced Family

Basically the opposite of found family, forced family is when people are brought together, usually by one or more people, and are forced to act as a family just to make that/those person/people happy. It can turn into found family under specific circumstances but usually everyone is pretty unhappy with being a "family". It's also usually very disfunctional.
Person 1: Have you heard about that family from Resident Evil Village?
Person 2: You mean the forced family that Mother Miranda made to make herself happy?
Person 1: Yep, that's the one.
by Eumelia_the_Witch July 24, 2023
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Family Feud

You have 10 dudes to gangbang a girl where all of them cum inside of her. And you wait 2 months and see who the Father of the baby is.
I invited my friends over to play family feud with my girlfriend.
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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Legion Family

A family of people who wish they were cool so they call themselves "Legion Families"
Guy 1: Hi I am from a Legion Family!
Guy 2: Get a life..
by DontCare Cowboy June 28, 2011
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company family

The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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Kaing Family Business

The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20
Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the Kaing Family Business. Run for your life!
by Troy Maggins February 15, 2022
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