The best holiday in the year; some fat ass gives you present, you get to decorate your house in those pretty lights and spend time with your family!! <3 And you get to see Carlton do his lil dance
Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas
Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas
by i love Christmas December 1, 2021
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by Gd9870 December 11, 2018
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You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas
by Rayygunn November 2, 2019
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by MPinLove August 18, 2017
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Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
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by raybeez February 12, 2022
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