Poop edging is when you start the act of pooping, while leaning over or standing, and then stopping that act. Repeating over and over it’s like edging a penis but with your own poop.
Man 1: I needed to poop but I decided to poop edge and it felt so good the whole time
Man 2: But when you poop edge isn’t there a chance of just pooping your pants?
Man 1: There’s a risk to everything, but it just feels so good.
Man 2: I guess I gotta go try poop edging then!!
Man 2: But when you poop edge isn’t there a chance of just pooping your pants?
Man 1: There’s a risk to everything, but it just feels so good.
Man 2: I guess I gotta go try poop edging then!!
by Joe Krushing December 22, 2020
Get the Poop Edging mug.Last night I couldn't control my bowels, so I turned Jerry's sleeping bag into a poop cocoon while he was asleep.
by asian_zing April 21, 2011
Get the poop cocoon mug.The colossal poop you take after eating anything and everything in sight during Chistmas time. May be large and solid, or squirty and nasty, depending on the types and quantity of cheese.
J: How was your Christmas Poop?
A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.
Poop
A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.
Poop
by CapFish91 March 1, 2017
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Get the double poops mug.When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.
Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
by Butthole penis July 25, 2019
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You also have to have to beat the living shit out of kid's ugly little face when they call you this.
You also have to have to beat the living shit out of kid's ugly little face when they call you this.
Peter: What you did the other day was wrong.
Kyle: _What you did the other day was wrong._
Peter: You're not making this easy, Kyle.
Kyle: _You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin I'm a big fat dumb buttface._
Peter: Shut up, Kyle.
Kyle: _I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numbnuts._
Peter: Kyle, I said shut up.
Kyle: You're a Poop Nose.
Peter to Kyle: 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Kyle: _What you did the other day was wrong._
Peter: You're not making this easy, Kyle.
Kyle: _You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin I'm a big fat dumb buttface._
Peter: Shut up, Kyle.
Kyle: _I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numbnuts._
Peter: Kyle, I said shut up.
Kyle: You're a Poop Nose.
Peter to Kyle: 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
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