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Beau will kill me 

If Beau wasn’t too disgusted by my ugly ass face to slap me he would have

- beau p
Titties beau will kill me for making fun of his title
Beau will kill me by BIGG D February 17, 2022

im gonna kill myself 

something u say when something embarrassing happens
oh shit he saw me jerking off, im gonna kill myself
im gonna kill myself by eunicrn March 23, 2022

November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day

you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.
person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*

You cant kill me! 

I'm suction cup man! Look at me go!
You cant kill me! im suction cup man! Look at me go!

I guess Ill just kill myself 

"I guess Ill just kill myself"
"No, that's wrong. Your family loves you and doesn't want you to die"
"You're right"

I guess Ill just kill myself 

Something somebody might say when they embarrass themselves.
Brad- Stacy do you want to go to the prom?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- ...
Stacy- ...
Brad- I guess Ill just kill myself