Sock Story

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.

1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."

by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010

wet socked

To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.

"Sophie wouldn't put out out last night so I had to use my cum sock and smacked her

with it."

"Dude, you totally wet socked her"

by Pumps. December 28, 2013

sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere

-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.

by walcott August 20, 2008

wool socks

a pair of super thick socks that a man forces onto a woman while she is in bondage.

He tied her up, shoved the wool socks into her mouth, and forced the socks onto her feet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER

FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.

by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010

sock roller

Comes from the attitude of people who roll pairs of socks after laundry. Means to be tight-arsed.

It may have a positive or negative meaning depending on the sentence it is used in.

"Jeremiah is no sock roller, no wonder his life is so out of order"

"Selen's a right handed sock roller, you can just tell she's into some kinky shit.

by bebabalula December 15, 2011

Water Socking

When a homosexual fills a sock full of water balloon's and shoves it up his anal cavity as his partner rides his erection.

Hey Rick i heard you and Mike went water socking last night.

by watersockingareus June 28, 2011