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Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!
"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.
by Bretorious April 30, 2011
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Rule 34

Stemming from a text-file written in 1978 on BBS's, declared rules and what to expect for "newbs"(pronounced newbies, short for "new BBS users").
This transfered later for new internet users.
Rule 34 -if it exists, there will be porn of it.
by [ARB1D3_[00L3R February 17, 2019
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Kindergarten Rule

When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.
Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, it’s the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*
by RaccoonRulez December 7, 2021
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jetta rule

The Jetta Rule is that the drivers of Volkswagen Jettas are primarily attractive women (and ugly men).
*hot girl is seen driving a Jetta*

“Yo, Jetta Rule!”
by jcronin18 June 11, 2020
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Brighton Rules

A drinking/socialising rule that means – when it is called – all the attendees must have a pint in each pub they see on a route from A to B. Due to the high density of pubs in Brighton & Hove, the game makes it very difficult to travel even 1 mile without passing out.
George just called Brighton Rules. Guess that means we're not making it into town tonight.
by slea September 16, 2021
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The Bearfield Rule

Refraining from engaging with people you don’t know on social media, even when you have the power to destroy their argument.
“Jack’s comment on Liz’s status infuriated me, but I don’t know the guy so I had to exercise The Bearfield Rule”
by SC dubs September 29, 2018
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Rule 34

A rule that basically states that if something exists , it has or will inevitably have a porn version of it at one point.
Person A : Ayoo what is spongbob doing

Person B : ever heard of rule 34 ?
by DefMas August 7, 2023
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