A cool 8th grader at Welsh Valley Middle School that lives directly outside of Philadelphia in Bryn Mawr, PA who enjoys acting, going to the movies at the cinema, and long walks in the neighborhood with his friends.
by JDog1029 May 6, 2013
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by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017
Get the Jordaned mug.A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.
by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
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Get the Jordan mug.Literally so perfect, has a bit of a higher pitched voice but sounds sweet. He is very tall and sporty with an amazing body. His hair is fabulous and soft and you will always just want to run your hand through it. He is so caring and sweet and if you’re special to him he will do anything to protect you. If you cry, he’ll cry. If you are happy, he’s happy. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet and you will never forget the time you had with him, he’s so funny and can make hilarious faces. He’s gorgeous and amazing.
by GIDDY UP BITCH April 7, 2019
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Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do
by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021
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