cunt stew

rotten, stinky, drippy, pussy that's been trapped in panties all day.

Or

A delectable crock pot stew made from the ex wife.

your trapped in a hot elevator with a woman, and it stinks, is that cunt stew I smell?

Or

dude your ex wife is a bitch, you need to make cunt stew out of her.

by DDH electric March 18, 2014

bumper cunting

Lots of aggressive sizzering that leads to vaginal brushing and bleading.

Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!

by marshn115 May 11, 2015

Cunt Scraper

Technical name for Gynaecologist

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.

by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010

Cunt pack

Cunt pack or cunt packing is a verb that describes the act of viciously stabbing a vagina with your dick. In other words, packing a cunt full of your dick.

Tom: dude! Have heard of all the cunts Dave has been packing?
Kevin: Yeah! He's like a professional cunt packer!
Tom: ahh yes, the profession of champions.

by Cunt packer July 17, 2013

Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.

j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.

by htbjsg June 8, 2010

Cunt stickler

The act of inserting a small stick, or twig, into the vagina. Can be performed alone as masturbation, or as a form of sexual activity, typically between just one other person.

I was all alone last night, and I had heard of “cunt stickler” from a friend. I had tried it, but sadly had gotten an infection.

by DefinitelyAnSTD November 27, 2019

Ungrateful Cunt

Always wanting more and ungrateful for everything they have already received. Often saying they have never received anything from an individual.

She kept saying that I have never done anything for her while texting on her iphone I bought her while she was in the flat I paid the rent for being an ungrateful cunt.

by Mr no hoes November 3, 2022