by anonymous July 28, 2021
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The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.
by Masterplanpenguin November 27, 2020
Get the Matthew mug.Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.
by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022
Get the Matthew mug.matthew is tall. really tall. like 8 feet tall. He's really athletic and plays every sport. friggin chad
by 1plate May 15, 2023
Get the matthew mug.A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big blue eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares
by Phatbonnersixtyniner November 14, 2019
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you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go
Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him
by Onion bitch November 3, 2022
Get the Matthew mug.He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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