Law of Netflix

(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.

*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*

Younger Brother: What. Are you...

Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...

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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*

Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.

*Le one shirtless scene EVER*

by teamfreewill May 24, 2013

Tate's Law

The phenomenon wherein the discovery or recognition of an individual, engenders a profound sense of regret or sadness due to the implications of their actions, character, or reputation, one wishes they had never encountered or known previously.

Jane experienced a deep pang of remorse when she stumbled upon Andrew Tate's controversial online persona, realizing the divisive ideologies he propagated. Her friend, understanding the gravity of the situation, empathetically remarked, "Well, that is Tate's Law for you."

by spacej@m July 1, 2023

Hermans Law

If it's not broken, he will break it
If it can't be fixed he can fix it
If he didn't think of it, it's wrong even if it's right.

You need to know what he is thinking, even if he hasn't thought of it yet

Everyone has tried to fix it can it be fixed? Yes! How do you know? Because it's hermans Law

by Amin Yashed July 29, 2016

dorian law

the unwritten rule.

when an animal lays on you; you are not allowed to get up. this is the dorian law

Hey Buddy, can you get me a soda?

Can't. Dorian law states I can't move.

by zingery July 26, 2020

Big law

(this isn't tubbo btw, im talking abt my friend) The hottest person alive. Wattpad famous. Living as y/n bcs his/her/their crush interacts with him/her/them a lot🙄 Hasn't updated his/her/their book for almost half a year. Above the law.

"Wait y'know that one author who has almost 300k reads and hasn't published a oneshot since June?"

"Oh yeah, that's big law."

by SaltySugar_ December 22, 2021

ship in law

When you ship two characters from a show you’ve never watched. You typically ship them through edits you’ve seen.

Have you watched Warrior Nun?
No, but Avatrice is definitely my ship in law!

by rinasshay October 29, 2022

Furby's Law

Cater to dumbasses by being a dumbass

Furby's Law at it again, this belongs in my spam folder.

by z00kery October 4, 2018