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Super Straight

A very real, very legitimate sexuality and preference. Consisting of an extremely marginalized community.

Those who identify as Super Straight strongly identify with a desire to only partner with people who identify as and remain their biological gender.

The Super Straight flag, displayed by Super Straights and those who show support for the Super Straight identity is black and orange, representing solidarity with People of Color and Natives.
Person A: Sorry, I only date biological women/men.
Trans Person: Oh my god, that's so fucking transphobic, how dare you!?
Person A: No, I'm not transphobic, I'm Super Straight. And you should respect peoples preferences.
Trans Person: Oh, I see. I'm sorry for being arrogant.
Person A: It's okay, we can still be friends.
by Tough Pill February 1, 2023
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Super bowel

On super bowl weekend you hold your poop starting on the friday before the super bowl then don’t poop until half time of the super bowl.
I can’t wait to release my super bowel.
by Calvinthedragon March 13, 2019
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Super Junior

A person that went to college and dropped out senior year
Dan Maltese is the coolest super junior I know!
by Matt Bruno June 13, 2019
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Super Straight

A sexuality where you only date cisgender people
“Would you date a trans women
No, Im Super Straight
by Itzclixer March 6, 2021
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super-shquim

1. The globular eruption of a blustering hemorrhoid mixed with the crusted remains of dead skin and bacteria in and/or around the testicles and foreskin of male-genitalia.

2. See shquim and smegma.

3. Also used as an insult in reference to the worst cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend to have ever existed.

4. An insult reserved for extremely overactive douche bags.
Oh dear God, is that super-shquim running down your thigh!?

Wow. Kayla has to be THE BIGGEST super-shquim I have ever met. Don't you guys all agree?
(several virile young men nod in agreement)
by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008
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Super tiff

Supertiff is the female version of spiderman
" Oh look i see super tiff "

( a girl dressed in spiderman costume swinging from buildings )
by sytex February 2, 2008
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Super Shandy

A powerful beverage consisting of 4/5 pint of beer + 1/5 pint of Smirnoff Ice.

Directly pour the appropriate amount of Smirnoff Ice into a slightly drank pint of beer

Usually digested in the presence or during televised hockey games. Has been known to cause abnormally strong hangovers.
Man, those Super Shandys messed me up last night.
by Omega Sweat May 15, 2009
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