wool socks

a pair of super thick socks that a man forces onto a woman while she is in bondage.

He tied her up, shoved the wool socks into her mouth, and forced the socks onto her feet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

Sock Meatballs

An work-place friendly way to tell someone to "suck your balls"

Boss: "Dave get back to your desk and do your job"

Dave: "Sock Meatballs"

Boss: *confused*

by Zimbobby June 11, 2010

sock stretcher

A girl with everything good but her cankles. An inverted butterface.

Ex., "You and your girl still together?"

"Nope. Had to end it cause she stretched out all my socks!"

"Classic sock stretcher!"

by Paulypoo November 20, 2014

sock roller

Comes from the attitude of people who roll pairs of socks after laundry. Means to be tight-arsed.

It may have a positive or negative meaning depending on the sentence it is used in.

"Jeremiah is no sock roller, no wonder his life is so out of order"

"Selen's a right handed sock roller, you can just tell she's into some kinky shit.

by bebabalula December 15, 2011

Water Socking

When a homosexual fills a sock full of water balloon's and shoves it up his anal cavity as his partner rides his erection.

Hey Rick i heard you and Mike went water socking last night.

by watersockingareus June 28, 2011

bird sock

A language that consists of the user rhyming most of his/her words.

Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).

You shoved your BINGLY GINGLIES so far up my CHINGLY BONGLEDUDES I became aroused and got a massive SCHMIGGELDY SCHMORGAN.

-I love it when you speak bird sock.

by Insert meow sound December 10, 2012

Sock monster

Sock monster (noun)

When u have a intense nut in a sock and you incubate it so it comes to life

Had the best nut last night, had to make it a sock monster

by Boi_person February 15, 2017