Riding the Iditarod

Verb;

Euphemism for having an affair or extramarital affair;

Synonyms: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"

"Mushing the Iditarod"

They were divorced after she learned he had been "Riding the Iditarod";

Her office explained her absence saying she was out "Mushing the Iditarod"

by WinstonSmith1984 August 1, 2009

Ride The Mate

When you are fucking your mate in an intimate position.

Tonight, I'm going to ride the mate. You?

by pablowisdom August 16, 2016

Boogie Ride

It's like a moustache ride, except the dude blows his nose inside the babe.

I wanted a moustache ride, but instead I got a boogie ride :(

by Johu McMagicBullet October 13, 2010

chariot ride

Having sex with a woman from behind (usually with her on her knees) and holding on to her hands/wrists straightened out behind her like reins.

Took Sally for a chariot ride last night until her arms got too sore.

by craigozzie June 9, 2016

Ride the Duck

A term used by teenagers, that means to "roll" or take ecstasy, while in the presence of adults.

"Are we gonna ride the duck tonight?"

by Aft3rGlow February 4, 2010

Ride The Rim

Riding the Rim: To take a shit in such a way that all of the feces land on the rim of the toilet with none landing either in the toilet or on the floor. If one then lowers the toliet seat down on top of the feces on the rim, you call it "Making A Smore".

I ride the rim with 100% accuracy last night.

by John Singleton Mosby January 31, 2015

Ticket to Ride

When someone suggests an idea however it so confusing it competes with the rules of Ticket to Ride.

Typically said so fast all of the “T”s and “K” sound like an incoming train. (TI-Ke-eT-To-RiDe)

Person 1: Hey, how about we take these waffles to the geese at the end of the road on our camel!

Person 2: Could you explain more? That’s super Ticket to Ride.

by Fake snow January 7, 2021