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Champagne Piss

When your dog is in the park and his teeth start to chatter because he just had a great gulping slurp of another dogs champagne piss and is unequivocally higher quality than regular park piss.
Martha: Hello there Terry, oh what's up with Rover? Is he cold? His teeth seem to be chattering horribly.
Terry: Oh nah luv, he's just gone and had himself a sampling sip of Champagne Piss ain't he.
Martha: By gosh.
by DogParkSampler July 8, 2019
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piss white

When one ejaculates semen out of a penis either by mistake or during a flaccid period.
My penis is so pathetic that it just decided to piss white.
by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014
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piss magnet

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.
Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*
by Cock k November 25, 2019
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Bugger and piss

The chief goblin and golumite snowy Kie invented this phrase after he buggered and pissed 8 times in one day
*enters room*
Bugger and Piss!!
by Suspicious T May 8, 2021
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dollar piss

Refers to extremely cheap beer.
Go grab some dollar piss at the Chevron.
by Wade, MD. September 20, 2023
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Pony piss

Not difficult and easy to do.
This job is pony piss compared to the last one!
by Posttisshit June 14, 2020
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Piss noodle

The first piss after a really great cum
After last night's orgy, I had a truly impressive piss noodle.
by Steve_Bruscheti October 25, 2022
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