Piss gesig

Piss gesig is an afrikaans word generaly used to descibe someone that is not very much liked,dumb, irritating and they smell funky
Translation in english Piss Face

Johan is a Piss gesig
Bush is the ultimate Piss Gesig.
Henry use to be a piss gesig now he is just a fat fuck that is to lazy to get an erection.

by ma se tjops October 18, 2008

piss turtle

Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.

Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.

by Irish don June 26, 2014

Pickeld piss

The smelly smell you define when you encounter the musk of an old coconut and bad mustard sauce. Generally noted in the Fort Worth area, this smell is one of a kind that only Texans can relate to.

Y’all smelled that Uber drivers car, it smelled like pickeld piss! I almost vomited!

by Dwight blue Zonewaters February 6, 2018

Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!

Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!

by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021

Piss pom

When wearing a onesie with pom poms and accidently getting them down the toilet and not noticing.

Stop trailing your piss poms round the house and put that bloody onesie in the wash.

by lozzles84 November 15, 2016

Piss Annoying

When someone is so damn fucking annoying, you could fire several shots through you skull and live just to feel the pain as it'd be better than whatever the person is doing, whilst the lead is still lodged in your temple you wish upon a migraine from the holy gods just to comfort the sheer annoying pain of whatever the person is doing.

"Oh my, Brenda was so piss annoying yesterday I wanted to literally kill myself!"

by NinjaTunass February 9, 2015

Raining Piss

Heavy acidic rain. Taste sweet.

Student: Can we go outside and play?
Teacher: Not now honey, it's raining piss outside.

by Macrovise May 23, 2022