the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

One Erection

One Erection is the band where the members have erections, or boners, all the time.

I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.

by 1234567890abcdefghij July 29, 2020

Part one

Part one of my two-part definitions

This is part one.

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

which one is this

A South Afrikan question used to gain clarity over a genuinely confusing topic/occurrence.

E.g. Thabo sees giraffe meat offered as a platter at a restaurant in Sandton.
Thabo: Eh! Which one is this now ?

by iicebear23 September 12, 2019

one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

by rupertthebear March 13, 2014

One Whitman

A boy promoting “mindfulness” activity done by a high school

Guy: “ I ain’t trying to deal with One Whitman today”
Everyone: “One Whitman everybody knows the rules”

by JuanTwo November 18, 2019

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020