crack cocanus

something that gets you high in under a gram of taking it.

pass me some of the good stuff, like the crack cocanus

by IMakeGreatWords April 15, 2022

Crack Scratch

When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.

Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.

by Itchytaint December 3, 2021

Puberty Crack

When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice

Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed

Person 2: lol m8

by πerce June 6, 2018

crack shed

A sketch a** location where you could find absolutely ANYTHING there and It’s the only place you wouldn’t be shocked to see something so absurd.

Tina’s car is a total crack shed, last Tuesday I had to pull a choir of vibrators and a taco out the passenger seat before there was room for my fat a**.

by NoFakeNews September 14, 2020

Crack whore

Jodie valley bike

Jody is a crack whore, she sucks dirty cock for pebble dash rock

by selfie-titanium June 22, 2019

Nickelback crack

Mountain Dew, Monster, or any other high-sugar caffeinated soft drink to which white males aged 15-35 become addicted while listening intently and crying softly to the songs of Nickelback and Linkin Park.

Popular in suburban America but can be found elsewhere.

Trevor: “Yo Kyle’s put on a lot of weight since the summer started.”
Mikey: “Yeah bro, his girlfriend dumped him so he’s been playing cod and hitting that Nickelback crack.”

by daltonjfk September 1, 2019

Crack wrench

Chiefys main weapon he will pull up on you with a crack wrench and a ratchet

Like a plumber got my crack wrench and a ratchet

by gggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu October 2, 2019