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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Dr Dong

The type of doctor that first contacts you in chinese so you have to translate it to english before asking if you can talk in english. Dr Dongs are not sure what any type of species are even if you give them an anatomy picture they are still uncertain what a human is.
That Dr Dong is so amazing but doesn't know what I am
by Ohio de-evolution expert September 16, 2020
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Fat Dong

men in southern states of United States use the word Fat Dong as southern slang to describe the girth of their Dick
I’m a rad dude with a fat dong
by Unissay July 9, 2021
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Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage someone’s device while they’re using it while yelling WANG DONG
*Whacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG!!”
by AvzWasTaken November 3, 2022
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Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
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Dong's 5th Symphony

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.
A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!
by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020
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Dong Ha

Everyone has to meet a Dong Ha at least once in his/her life. Dong Ha is one gay motherfucker. He is the tiniest and most gay piece of shit you will ever meet. He has a nice six pack where you snort a line of cocaine on.
Lmao jk Dong Ha it’s ya boi Concha
by Pussydestroyerconcha November 8, 2018
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