snorkel-dick

When latinos take a whiz sometimes they expose their snorkel-dicks. Usually they try to hide them. Hint: Don't ever laugh and point at it.

"I giggled at that beaner's snorkel-dick and he had his switchblade at my neck instantly."

by running out of patience February 23, 2008

Dick digger

A girl who has sex for her pleasure, not for the mans pleasure. Someone who persuses men.

Girl: She's not a slut, she's just a dick digger. Women have needs ya know.

by Chellllllllllls September 13, 2009

Ur Dick

Abbreviation for urban dictionary.

I went on Ur Dick recently.

by G-steezy July 2, 2014

Dick rider

someone who always speaks good on another’s name, who never says anything bad. This could be about anyone. They do not have to be a fan, like, or favor the person they dick ride.

the warriors are so good, nobody can beat them but I hate them- Dick rider

by Brett88 May 4, 2018

dick-gouging

The blatant, purposeful and nefarious act of overcharging for condoms. Mainly perpetuated by chain drug stores, such as CVS, service stations, and assorted other 24-hr convenient stores.

Hey dude, I've got a tip for you. Never buy connies at CVS. I paid $13.49 for a box of 12, last week. Then tonight I went to grocery store, and the same prophylactics were $3.99. Dude, fuck CVS-- that's straight-up "dick-gouging!"

by midnightheorist February 14, 2010

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 28, 2003

Dicking the Dog

A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.

Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009