Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012

lonley man

A Lonley man is a sad pathetic male who desperately needs to get laid and has been without a lover for a very long time, possibly forever. He is someone who is not to be trusted. He hasn't had any attention and pussy in so long he may strike in anger. Lonley men are know for being extremely boring , fugly, and suck in bed. He usually masturbates to get relief and thinks of You every time. Beware Lonley Men become Mental and begin to believe that masturbating is not make believe but, it is real to him and extremely creepy

The sad lonley man was addmited into an impatient Mental hospital and found someone just as fucked up as him and finally found ba suitable mate.

by TomCollins1 January 11, 2018

Current Man

A fictional character utilised to display the direction of current, force and magnetic field strength.
It also measures the attraction between two current males

Teacher: How do you work out the magnetic field strength
Student: I use current man, I also love penis

by imapoosey October 14, 2021

Man

A miserable little pile of secrets

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk. Have at you!

by Cowbelly 2 March 15, 2021

Blowy man

To drunkenly wave as a wacky waving inflatable tube man, originally called a tube guy. Commonly referred to as air dancers or sky dancers. Inflatable figures with arms that flail due to a blower that keeps them inflated.

“Did you see how drunk Ryan was when he said goodbye? He waved and the bartenders thought he ought to be a blowy man.”

by Blowymanryan May 27, 2025

Old Man Crunch

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.

(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*

The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.

by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010

thumb man

Originally from 'Spy Kids' ,known as the sexiest thumb going. Involved in prostitution.

Person A: That thumb man gives one great night ,I wish I could be with him forever
Person B: Yeah ikr!!! He was banging me just the other day ,what a wildcard

by Ezu Ace September 15, 2020