shit tap

The anus.

Harvey: Hey John, take the wife anywhere nice recently?

John: As a matter of fact yes, right up her shit tap.

Harvey: Respect.

by amscray September 11, 2011

Oh shit

Man, you know what oh shit means. You only searched this up to get some shit outta this!! So fine, if your that stupid, here is what the definition is.

Guy 1. Oh shit I dropped my fish!!
Guy 2. Oh shit that’s bad
Guy 1. Oh shit your right!!

Fish. Oh shit this is the end

Oh shit

by little boi coochie man November 10, 2020

Up-shit

A person whom most people would generally regard as a piece of shit due to their behavior and or demeanor who has some how wormed their way in to an elevated position,

that they have no business being in. Similar to a turd that refuses to be flushed.

"My teacher is such an authoritarian up-shit, how has she not been fired yet? "

"Those cops are a bunch of up-shits"
"The bulk of middle management at my company are up-shits who have been promoted to the point of incompetence, it's absurd "

by pelesiren February 18, 2023

Dragon Shits

When a person has fire breathing indigestion and the burning shits at the same time.

My stomach has me burning out both ends with the dragon shits.

by The Majestic Mother Fucker October 17, 2022

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016

that's some Detroit shit

Describing a building fire in which the structure is entirely engulfed in flames, making it an absolute fucking job.

Lmao I showed Alexandra the video from the auto body shop & tow truck fire and she goes “ that's some Detroit shit

by anonymous May 18, 2024

shit giggler

a person who giggles while pooping

You: "Hey do you know a shit giggler?"
Me: "Yes, I am a shit giggler.."

by lickmehardinthesoupholeilikeu July 31, 2009