shit

the stuff that comes out of your asshole

Guy 1 : I just took a fat shit.
Guy 2 : Nice.
Guy 1: No, it wasn't.

by ihatemylife_triple_eight December 15, 2021

O shit

O shit is a way of saying "oh god wtf what the crap what the fucking god" or (2) "wow that just wow fucking wow'

Jim: Hey bruh I got a gf
Me: O shit (2)

by Hmm Idk why May 24, 2021

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

Dog Shit

Mobile data

i don't use that dog shit i use WiFi

by Fuck Mobile Data April 8, 2022

Deep shit rolls

Aarav's poop

He is eating deep shit rolls

by Hchchchc March 20, 2025

Shit strings

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’

‘I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings’

by Big guy 1463 April 4, 2024

Devious Little Shit

Kahogo Valentino Tekina

"Oh, wow, Kahogo Valentino Tekina over there is such a Devious Little Shit!"

by Cupioromanticist January 30, 2023