Ape shit Anal

So let’s just put it as this. We all know the definition of ape shit. It obviously isn’t a literal expression. But in this case it is. So basically this means an ape shitting in a womens ass hole... or a guy 😏

Ohhhh fuck.. harambay ur shit feels so good in my ass hole ur really doing ape shit anal.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

Shit

Vulgar version of the word defecate, sometimes used interchangeably with the word poo, however most times you can find it being used to show that you are unpleasantly surprised by an event.

It also makes for a good summary of Candace Owens' personality

"Hold on I gotta take a shit real quick"
"Ah shit, I think mom found the cum sock"
"Man, the ending of GOT was kinda shit"

by ReetusNeetusDefines October 3, 2021

shit dogging

this is when you have to shit so bad, you're forced to take a walk; similar to walking one's dog. In this case the brown dog is most common.

After that last plate of curry goat, Sambo was shit dogging down the hall.

by Leprechaunic November 7, 2013

Over the shit

when someone has been treating you badly and you’re sick of it

Micah left the house a mess again, I’m over the shit.

by Juno juno September 12, 2021

Shit-Boxing

Hot-boxing but instead of weed and a confined room or space, shitting up your pants , jolts or what every leg wear is present.

"Yo Jimmy, me a Frank just got done Shit-Boxing or jorts!" "Wtf is wrong with you?"

by Mother-Humper September 8, 2022

Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.

- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.

by Krippa November 24, 2020