poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts

if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN

by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011

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Jaff the Bannana man

an insain evil over loard who is addicted to bannanas and is 10th most powerfull in the elite group

morris "hey have you seen jaff around?"
jaff the bannana man "ITS JAFF THE BANNANA MAN TO YOU"

by JurassicR May 28, 2019

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the poopyest man ever

The poopyest man ever is Tom, so there

Person 1 “who is the poopyest man ever?”
Person 2 “Tom ”

by Joe_is_lovely15 April 15, 2023

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squeezing a man balls

So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.

squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*

by jink234 September 7, 2023

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