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t()i

Think (About) It. For use when you don’t have enough characters left in your sms or tweet for the long version.
t()i u wanna ruin ur lif? (Think about it. Do you want to ruin your life?)
by Rogue_Nation May 27, 2018
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I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
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I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 3, 2020
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Do I Have an Audience?

An original by Holly ensuring that everyone she is speaking to is listening.
Group is chattingHolly: “Do I have an audience??”
by legacyvillage December 5, 2024
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i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.
example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!
by 22 years November 20, 2020
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