Shit

A substance that comes out of your anus when needed

"Hey dude i need to take a shit "
"Then go to the fucking bathroom"

by TheRetardMan October 30, 2017

Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.

Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...

by santy5666 July 20, 2010

Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.

“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
“Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”

by meowverseer May 7, 2022

Quantum shit

When you have had diarree for three+ days .

I have quantum shit myself the past week.

by Legolas12223 August 26, 2023

Shit fuck for brains

Dumbass

What, you new?
What are you, a Shit Fuck For Brains?

by Discreet Sectrearions December 2, 2020

shit lib

A willingly propagandized virtue signaler who takes NPR as gospel

Did you listen to All Things Considered?

You’re such a shit lib

by Tiny_frog_finder October 25, 2023

Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.

The BBQ sandwich gave me the screaming shits.

by $&@/ September 25, 2021