Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

Shit head

Having shit on your head because a animal or human shitted on your head

You look like a shit head james

Ikr my dog just shitted on me
Oh cool

by Anonymous231alone December 21, 2019

beer shit

A large amount of shitting caused by a significant intake of beer, which has grain as its base, causing lots of shits.

Bob has the beer shits.

by BLUE WHALE!!!! December 17, 2018

Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down

Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.

by Amiricle February 7, 2023

Shit-ton

264.2 gallons of human shit.

That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 26, 2011

shit eater

It is a word derived from mental asylums, coprophagia, referring to the inmates who eat their own feces.

We refer to burn victims as a crispy critter and a copraphagist as a shit eater.

by ironjustice May 25, 2017

Nuclear shit

Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption

Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)

by I h8 nes May 7, 2020