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Bitch Expert

The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.
Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
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Stupid bitch.

A girl that falls in love too easily and too trusting. Always ends up getting hurt by people she loves and doesn’t know how to let go.
Broken hearted or so distracted by love it affects their daily lives.

“He never loved me back. Im a stupid bitch.”
by Yayadefz June 4, 2024
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bitch

your mother is bitch
by very human April 18, 2023
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Bitch ass hoagie

a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy
by Crueoddy August 27, 2016
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no bitches?

something you say to someone who hasn't touched grass in the last 30 days
person 1: she didn't see my donation! what a fuckin waste of time she should kys
person 2: no bitches? 🥺
by DoodleBaldiBFB February 28, 2022
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Nazi bitch

A woman who supports the fuhrer. The fuhrer is Adolf Hitler who killed himself at the end of WWII.
Did you see the Nazi bitch salute the fuhrer?
by Geniusesman April 17, 2024
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Masked Bitch Face

Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.
Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...
by King Happo May 2, 2020
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