I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.

Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .

by You rReal Name July 27, 2020

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Tried for a three…
Guess what?
You I did not see…
Have a new office I do…
No service in there for me…
Boo hoo… I do.

I need my numbers consistently back🤔
This friend …
Happy I am for them…
But numbers brought me so much joy❤️❤️

I should be thankful for what I have…
I am…
But…
Them I love ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I love you!!!
Someday you will understand my love for you!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 August 1, 2024

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and i think that's beautiful.

use when you think something is beautiful.

Elaine: “I really hurt my arm yesterday :/”
Brittany: “and i think that's beautiful.”

by so beautiful. April 21, 2021

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I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

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