Thumbing it

The act of placing your thumb into your own anus, usually while masturbating

“I caught your dad thumbing it in a bus stop yesterday”

by Big swanno October 13, 2020

thumb-tied

In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.

She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.

by Richmond RichardHof February 24, 2009

Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

kentucky thumb

A Kentucky thumb is When you go out shoot you your 50 cal. Cone in and stick your broken thumb into her

Hey babe I'm gunna give you a Kentucky thumb tonight

by slopokedj May 20, 2021

Thumb beat

THe act of using your thumb as a weapon, b whiping it with your wrist and delivering devistating pian on someones head.

Matt: whats a thumb beat,
Thomas: here ill show you,
Matt: Oww WTF

by Tommy-boy March 29, 2008

Thumb Junkie

The user of many a thumb. Also known as a Thumb Jockey, this is used to describe someone who is not such a fan of the traditional "2 in the pink - one in the stink" method.

Haw mate she's a pure thumb junkie

by Rossyboy619yermaw June 12, 2016

Reeler's Thumb

When one watches too many reels, the thumb(usually left) get cramped, that is called a Reeler's Thumb

Hey man I can't catch a break, the reels now a day are so good they gave me a Reeler's Thumb.

by BawaDuke December 27, 2024