bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.

Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

sand in the eyes

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PLANS

sand in the eyes

you will never get my plans
*runs away*

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

midged eye

When your eyes are smaller than usual. Can sometimes be caused to one eye. The shrinkage or deformity of one or more eyes or eyelid. Often caused by allergies, poking of the eye, rubbing of the eye, sleepiness, or birth defects. Can be cured by placing damped hot towel on infected area.

Dez allergiez have my eyes lookin all midged.

I barely got any sleep last night, now I have midged eyes.

by Rubeetuesday March 7, 2017

mortgage eyes

Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.

Look at that cunt with the mortgage eyes...

by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021

the eye of the vagina

the look of a woman who is seeking dick. Suggests a quality analogous to "gameness" in pit-bulls.

She gave me the eye of the vagina, so I knew she was DTF.

by Andre Debonaire January 20, 2020

poo eyes

semen nachos feather leather coat uh

Lyrics for the popular XXXTentacion song "SAD!".

"yeah"
"poo eyes"
"semen nachos feather leather coat uh"

by zawakudo January 31, 2023

eye choked

1. When your eyes seize up from emotion but you don't start crying.

2. When enjoying a sport in the water or snow, your eyes seize up from contact with physical elements.

That movie was dope, But when the dog died i got a little eye choked.

Hella pow day, it's dumping out here! Too bad my goggles snapped and I'm getting all eye choked.

by FIOHtj December 23, 2009