Sticky Fingers

When you jerk off and explode on your keyboard resulting in sticky fingers

I was watching a little Lisa Ann action and performed sticky fingers all over the place

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

2 fingers

The term "2 Fingers" is most commonly used in situations where throwing up the peace sign seems socially inappropriate. The term defined means "peace out", "see ya", and can interchangably be used as "yeah right." Females and males alike commonly use the term when rejecting a member of the opposite sex, right before they turn and walk away.

Ashley: OMG did you see that hideous 5 foot nothing trying to talk to me?
Alexis: Yeah he was nasty...how'd you get out of that one.
Ashley: I just said "2 fingers", and turned and walked away.
Alexis: Ah, that would explain the perplexed and hurt look on his face
Both: *high five

by alexisapple January 8, 2009

Noodle Fingers

When a man can’t make a girl finish with his fingers because he has no idea what he’s doing.

He couldn’t even make me cum with his goddamn noodle fingers !

by NarikoSin January 25, 2018

finger poof

Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.

John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.

by newcastel high June 28, 2007

Noodle Fingers

A girl, or boy, who gives out mad handjobs. Also useful for combination puns with al dente and alfredo (creamy white)

"Shit, that girl Grace such a noodle fingers she be throwin around handjobs like hotcakes."

by pastalover April 4, 2009

Fondue Finger

Used to describe ones fingers breaking through the toilet paper when whiping their butt.

Eric didn't wash his hands after getting fondue fingers in the bathroom

by jubella November 2, 2010

finger tester

Getting a chance to dip into the honey pot and finding a way to casually smell your finger after dipping it in a woman's vagina.
A.K.A. Mr. finger tester

After fingering her for a few minutes I had to play Mr. finger tester before I put my face down there.

by bummblebee tuna October 1, 2007