Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

“boofing like shit”

statistically speaking, it simply means when you smell like shit and haven’t gotten around to that good deodorant.

man that kid tre is really “boofing like shit”.

by urboi411 June 10, 2019

oscar likes ellie

he likes her

oscar likes ellie

by the song November 22, 2019

not like talking about

Not as much as once was

Q: you've been working alot?
A: not like talking about

by jjb510 March 22, 2017

hung like a pizza

To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth

Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!

by pizzadick16x0.5 April 12, 2021

sounds like a bogey

A bust/failure, the term is used when someone is trying to play up something, party, show, activity, etc. You use it when responding to the invitation because you know it will be a bust.

Q: Hey dude, you going to the partai that Guber invited you to, he said there will be so many girls, booze, and music?

A: Nah, sounds like a bogey, did you not hear about his last partai?

by eposse June 29, 2012

Make like a tree

Its means leave, like leaf (its a bad pun)

Let's make like a tree and get the fuck outta here

by Aussie and stoner slang April 21, 2019