walking-road-kill 

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.

On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!

walking-road-kill by m2hss April 25, 2011

Buzz Lightyear Kill 

It's like a buzzkill but for kids who are not old enough to drink.

Kid 1: The babysitter made this lameass limeaid stuff instead of letting us drink Pepsi.

Kid 2: What a Buzz Lightyear kill.

Buzz Lightyear Kill by bbcard1 August 14, 2011

Review to a kill

When the marketing department of a company decides to surreptitiously post a glowing review on a review section online to increase the star rating of their business. The term is only applicable when key phrases and management speak are used in the prose to highlight it wasn't written by a person in the real world and makes it glaringly obvious it is a desperate attempt to curry favour. More often than not this will be diametrically opposed to all the other reviews which have been ultra critical

Have you seen that one positive review of Love Actually
Yes it is the only one on there. This is blatantly written by Richard Curtis for the decade anniversary. No one will see through that
Yes what a review to a kill

Review to a kill by wilbur smith February 16, 2013

warrant to kill

when you're a born killer

Man 1: See Jerry Over there? He has a warrant to kill.

warrant to kill by baggiesmills June 14, 2016

I'm going to kill myself 

Expression

Something that especially a suicidal person would say to underline that they have gone through a lot and are not able to mentally or physically keep up with the current situation anymore.

My life is nothing but endless suffer, I think I'm going to kill myself

I'm going to kill myself by by the Reaper July 23, 2018

poke and kill 

When the vaccine distributor gives you a not dead version of a vaccine and it gets you sick

"Dude, I got a flu shot yesterday and I totally got a poke and kill"

poke and kill by Coco Standley January 29, 2021

everything can kill you 

Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.

Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!

everything can kill you by nonexistentturtle August 4, 2021